i have recently completed an elimination diet. the aim was to isolate foods that caused intense sickness of the stomach/nausea that i experience regularly. the diet was unsuccessful in identifying these foods, but i am finding it hard to care today, day -2 of the diet. i have re-entered the world of food (and beer), and i feel like a mighty warrior ready to conquer the world, three pizzas (and a cheesy garlic bread) at a time. to honour this momentous occasion, i have composed an ode to food:
forgive me for my absence, food.
peeled pears and sauceless steak, no longer.
tomatoes, cheese, wheaty beer.
let there be spew.