In response to Lucy’s kiddy-conscious post below, I’d like to point you all towards a very nifty and handy internet tool to transform everyone into CHILDREN OF THE CORN. FROM UNDER THE ATTIC. ALSO ROSEMARY’S BABY. AND ANTI-CATHOLIC SPEWER!
Check out the results yielded putting Obama’s mug into the program (spurred on by Sophie’s comments that we’re low-bies). (Obviously this is hard-hitting journalism).
Holy fucking Hell! That is like the child that grew backwards! Like, born ancient and evil, then dies young and … evil!
Play with the program here: