Anyway, he’s ultra-fly in my books today cos apparently he slam-dunked that Gallagher sucker at Glastonbury, who had the pasty-white-hide to say hip-hop wasn’t welcome – HELLO RACIST! – by doing a cover of Wonderwall. Followed by 99 Problems (and a bitch ain’t one, sorry Noel).
SHAWN COREY CARTER 4EVS!
Down with white people and bowl cuts!