Doomie Definition # 1: Peek-gina-joo

 

Peek-gina-joo: The mystical elision of ‘peek-a-boo’ and ‘vagina’  by a drunk person with an uncanny, shamanistic connection to their own subconscious. Signifies the act of hiding objects in a woman’s wide-set genitals – a fun game the whole family can play.

I saw a 6ft. vagina yesterday!

At the Biennale of Sydney on Cockatoo Island.

It was an artwork.

It was on a pale blue wall.

It was in a old house I’d like to live in, perched atop a hill, with big frangipani trees and a bench overlooking cranes.

It was by an artist called Lene Berg from Norway.

When I googled “vagina wall” this is what I got:

and

and some

plus

I think they all have a lot to contribute, non?

Story over.

–lalaz