I end this week, disturbed

Apparently I am the doggy door of the viral world.

In case you can’t read that, Backdoor Lala is a Trojan Horse that allows unauthorised access to a compromised computer. In human terms, I am a large wooden implement that is shelved where the sun don’t shine.

Ewwwwwww!!!

So, in the spirit of comraderie, I will give my fellow doomies Viral Names.

Sophie (happy birthday!) is: Spamallam Oafoffikus (BBQ!) Human terms: She is teflon to imaginary big penises, Nigerians, Surrealist poetry and replica watches.

Lucy is: Soft-in-the-head-Ware Fire-Hill (luv U LOL). Human terms: Soft and cuddly up top, raging tornado of fiery spikes elsewhere (that cannot be mounted).

Wow. I think my brain has been compromised by this backdoor business.

– backdoor lalaz

I saw a 6ft. vagina yesterday!

At the Biennale of Sydney on Cockatoo Island.

It was an artwork.

It was on a pale blue wall.

It was in a old house I’d like to live in, perched atop a hill, with big frangipani trees and a bench overlooking cranes.

It was by an artist called Lene Berg from Norway.

When I googled “vagina wall” this is what I got:

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and some

plus

I think they all have a lot to contribute, non?

Story over.

–lalaz