what i want the day before halloween

1. Christian Dior jewellery by Victoire de Castellane. POA, which means it could cost $1.28, who can say?

2. Adobe CS3 (plus skills magicked into me overnight, it’s Halloween after all, juju is a-flowing)

3. Pegleg picnic jumpers. I often have food ON my belly.

4. A Bouchee chocolate. Duh.

5. Records by Mad Decent. Alright, alright, I’m a musical faddist.

6. An island getaway, pref. sans monkey (sorry Tropix) (I just don’t like animals, don’t take it personal like)

7. A vinyl presser. Apparently these have not been made since the 60s. So I guess the Scratch program with a little microphone would do.

8. A Suzuki GN250. G-a-w-N, it says, do 250km/h. Just try me!

if i could eat my monitor, i would

Just a morning quickie

To get me started.

Two awesome articles on Sydney Morning Herald this morning deserves everyone’s attention.

1. Nelson Mandela and the Queen have a mutual perve.

2. Mrs Tommy Lee, aka the Yoko Ono of Motley Crue, aka Pammy Anny, is gonna go on Big Brother! And I quote: “The Playboy bunny, actress and serial-marriage offender will appear in two episodes in the Gold Coast compound, a two-hour special on July 9 and a one-hour show on July 10.” Hazaaa! She is apparently touring Australia to promote a chocolate snack. I could go somewhere gross with that, involving Tommy Lee’s massive wang, a cushy doona, and some backdoor action (oh and a little champagne). Too far!

3. Speaking of, my starsign blows.

– lala